[he's "earned" it, huh... that's TOO SOFT!!!!!! TOO ROMANTIC!!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND HE'S HIT THE "DINNER WITH PARENTS" MARK!!!]
Well then, I suppose I'll have to take on the role of teacher and instruct your neighbors properly on the matter. I do hope you'll be a model student throughout the lesson.
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what's the worst that can happen?
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Your neighbors complaining about the noise 😉
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it's practically free entertainment.
and i don't have all that much shame left in me. maybe that's how i'll invite you over now. "wanna make some noise complaints with me?" really sexy.
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Perhaps even educational.
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if it's educational, their first lesson should be how to finger your partner until they cry. very important stuff.
i volunteer as tribute because your hands are gorgeous.
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but i can certainly try my best.
just for you.
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😈
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Students who misbehave get punished. Don't say I didn't warn you ♥ ♥ ♥
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i dare you to do your worst.
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your ✋ and my 🍑
it's a date.
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